Come on. I know you're having fun, but it's bath time! Your mother gave me strict instructions. It won't hurt, I promise! Put the video game controller down; I'm drawing your nice, warm bath now. I don't know why your parents want me to do this for you... aren't you big enough to bathe yourself? Have you been washing behind your ears? Ha! Well, just strip down and step in; it's easy as that. Come on, are you shy? In front of your favorite babysitter? You have nothing I haven't seen before. Just step in the water, and I'll wash you quick. Whoa! Is that... are you... well, I... wow! That's a foreskin, isn't it! Wow, I've never seen one! Is it... oh, gosh, listen to me with the 20 questions. I didn't mean to embarrass you... or stare! Can I... well, I have to wash it. Mother's instructions. Can you... well, how do you wash it? Do you pull the skin back? Oh, look at that! Wow... that's so neat! Will you show me again? Do I do it like this? I'll be gentle!
